Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes Christmas Ugly Sweater

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Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes Christmas Ugly Sweater
Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes Christmas Ugly Sweater

It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled like it always does when it’s Christmas time, and the rain beat against my window in its incessant drumming. I lay awake in bed, not being able to sleep soundly for some unknown reason. My room was cold, so I pulled the covers over me tighter and snuggled down into the warmth of my duvet. Suddenly there was a knock on my door! Who could that be? “Who is it?” I called out from under the blankets, but no one answered me back…

“I CANNOT believe you made me wear this ridiculous thing!” my husband said, pulling at the ill-fitting neon green sweater with a picture of an elf on it. I laughed and rolled my eyes. “It was either that or your old boxers, which are so worn they don’t even have anything written on them anymore. Now hurry up – we’re supposed to be there in 10 minutes!” He had grumbled some more but agreed to come out with me anyways because he knew how much I loved Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes Christmas Ugly Sweater parties each year for the holidays.

I went to the mall, and walked right past her. My mom’s friend from work, she said hi! I pretended not to see her, but it wasn’t easy. I’d just seen her two days ago at my Grandma’s house for Christmas dinner, wearing that horrendous ugly Christmas sweater! She saw me looking at it over yesterday’s leftovers- well the least she could have done was put on a new one for today?

I was really looking forward to this ugly sweater party. My friends and I all wore them together last year too, so we were pretty pumped up for it. But when we got there, everyone who came had on a dark or black one! We pretended not to care and just did what we always do: made fun of people’s clothes and drank lots of beer. It didn’t help that they also played Christmas music the whole time too – even though it’s January.

Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes Christmas Ugly Sweater

Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes Christmas Ugly Sweater
Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes Christmas Ugly Sweater

It was Christmas Eve, and the Elves were getting ready to have a big party. The tiny little Elfs all went to their rooms to get dressed in their best clothes for the occasion. They had to wear dresses that would maximize their height while still being festive! One Elf, named Agnes, came out into the living room wearing an old nightgown with some red ribbon wrapped around it for decoration. “Agnes!” exclaimed her friend Harriet. “What are you doing? You can’t go like this!”

Bilbo Baggins was taking a walk through his neighborhood when he spotted two elves in front of the lamppost with their arms around each other. This wasn’t very out of the ordinary, but one elf had an ugly Christmas sweater on and it read “Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes.” Bilbo’s eyes widened in shock. He got closer to get a better look at the text on the back of this disgusting thing they were wearing. It read “Ugly Sweater Party” and there was some kind of invite for December 10th, 2017.

I was walking in the town square, when I saw it. A small stand with a few clothes and decorations on it. It looked like they were selling Christmas sweaters from their own garage sale or something so I checked out one of the sweaters. Sure enough, all the sweater’s tags read “Lord Of The Rings Taters Potatoes”. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” I said shaking my head as I scanned through some more of them. This is not going to work for me this year.”

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